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Have you noticed how mind-numbingly conformist, boring, and repetitive the world of small e-business and internet marketing has become? For instance, every day I get nearly one hundred e-mails hyping a certain e-book. For all I know the claims these letters make are true. I don't really care, the point is, that by the time I read about it, this opportunity had been burned down.   A great writer once put it this way: "General orders for crisis: Look around, see what everyone is doing. Whatever it is, do something else."        Meanwhile, the e-mails keep coming. E-mails from the desperate and the damned. E-mails from people who can't spell, e-mails that come through with the html code "raw." Do you have any idea what someone can do to your ad copy when that happens? (If not, click on the "Join Team Fnord" link!)

I won't lie to you, I'm pretty new to this, but I wasn't born yesterday. I came up from the streets, the hard way. Crime, drugs, insanity, prison; I've seen it all. And I'm telling you, the "information superhighway" really reminds of a trip down the "Dirty Boulevard" about one block from where I live. Everywhere you look, con-artists, muggers, hookers, even sexually transmitted computer viruses. And much like in the real world, the worst crooks aren't the 3rd-rate nickel-dime hustlers. It's the big ones, the rich ones that you have to watch out for.It's time for us real people to fight back. First by not buying their crap, second by thinking for ourselves and coming up with things that are better, more interesting, more honest, and more human. Let's do it, now!

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I'm not saying everyone is out to get you. I have chosen to do business with a few established ad-systems, publishers, and even one MLM, after having determined that they had genuinely superior products for sale. Any advertizing you will see is on this site has been placed by people I currently do business with, and it will only stay here as long as I believe their services to be honest and of superior quality. Maybe there is someone out there who will make you rich overnight if you sell enough of whatever it is for them. But imitators ultimately will be forgotten. Think for yourself. Be different. And if there is anything I can help you with, please let me know. I take pride in my work, and I will always give you the best ad-copy possible. I offer many other services, including but not limited to research, drafting of reports and other documents, word processing, and data processing. Send me an email from one of the boxes on this site, and I guarantee you that I, not my autobot, will read it and answer it. Thank You, and enjoy the site, -DAN

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Informatrix Tip #1: Always read the terms and conditions of free ad sites carefully. I recommend the above link to start with, but each system has their own policy. Most want you to accept email from other businesses. I gladly accept all of, and read the majority of this mail, so I can know what everyone else is doing (if for no other reason than to know what not to do). I also have a paid commercial mailbox. Figure out what you want, and what you can handle before posting.If you use any of the free ad-boards in the FreneticMemetics domain, you will never receive more than one email in response to your post.Otherwise, you will not be contacted except in the event that something changes that directly affects your ad.